aorticinkwell:

THOR

I like her design… Please don’t hurt me

aorticinkwell:

THOR

I like her design… Please don’t hurt me

*A single manly tear slides down his cheek.*

*A single manly tear slides down his cheek.*

the-accursed:

oldmanloki:

“… They are well enough… In the dungeons.”

                                       ————♚————

          ❝You mean to tell me that one of your schemes actually worked? I must admit myself impressed - And moderately disbelieving.❞

“Aye, I am just as shocked as you are. But it is time I was given what is rightfully mine! So, my sinister little shelf elf, what have you been up to?”

the-accursed:

oldmanloki:

"As you should be, my two-faced elven friend."

                                          ————♚————

          ❝I almost forgot how egotistical you were, Old Friend. Tell me, How’s the family keeping?❞

“… They are well enough… In the dungeons.”
Wretched elf, you sound like my kind of scum.

the-accursed:

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          ❝——You have such affectionate moniker’s for me, Liesmith. I’m flattered, really.❞

"As you should be, my two-faced elven friend."

No fanfare, no revelry. I am honestly disappointed. Ah well.

I think I may return…

Soonish.

ayonoi replied to your post“Eventually when inspiration and motivation strike, my Box of Asks will…”
I love you man…

And I tolorate your presence, mortal.

Eventually when inspiration and motivation strike, my Box of Asks will open anew for questions that need illustrated answers.

astrangequark:

oldmanloki:

So Stephen Strange hath become a writhing mass of tentacles. The day couldn’t get any better than this.

"You’re lucky I’ve identified the spell as Gray magic. I’m looking for something to test drive my new limbs."

Takes a step back, a slight grimace on his face. “You do that… Elsewhere.”

So Stephen Strange hath become a writhing mass of tentacles. The day couldn’t get any better than this.

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?? Loki being a stripper is so fuuuuuuuuuuun and you get to let out a lot of stress and also you would look completely BEAUTIFUL. Oh, and you other self, yes, the one that tried to invade midgard, uses his pole dance habilities to fight Thor.
Anonymous

My answer reflected more of the mood I was in at the moment, who is to say I have not stripped already? (The evidence lies in my archive.)

Coulson never did appreciate my dancing…

emmajuneaux:

YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE | Because what better way to passive-aggressively express your disdain for someone than to make a playlist especially for him or her?










01. The Biggest Douche in the Universe02. Punch You In the Jeans03. Asshole04. Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole05. You Stupid Jerk06. Keep Awake07. Everything About You08. I Don’t Like You












download zip [here] listen [there]

emmajuneaux:

YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE | Because what better way to passive-aggressively express your disdain for someone than to make a playlist especially for him or her?

01. The Biggest Douche in the Universe
02. Punch You In the Jeans
03. Asshole
04. Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole
05. You Stupid Jerk
06. Keep Awake
07.
 Everything About You
08. I Don’t Like You

download zip [here] listen [there]

Okay would you rather be a stripper or an escort?
Anonymous

I suppose being both was not an option. But if I were to choose…

Escort.

agentpcoulson:

oldmanloki:

agentpcoulson:

oldmanloki:

agentpcoulson:

 

It is not true.

*Conjures a piece of paper* But it says on this here… Birth certificate. Philius Emille Prescott Coulson… Explain.

I’ve told you several times before, Loki: it has legally been changed to Philip J. Coulson.

Do forgive an old man and his bouts of forgetfulness. Philip just dost not roll off the tongue.

Well, Philip is my name and frankly, I don’t about your opinion on my name.

Do not get testy with me, Philius. *Purses his thin lips, raising a brow.* You may not care for my opinion but you are getting it regardless.